Citroen Saxo Man

You know when hes coming, you can tell from the sound

Of his homemade front bumper rubbing along the ground

Thats if you havent been deafened by his crazy loud bass

From the speakers he stole from his grandmas place

Hes got some window tinting film that was really cheap

So his windows look - a little bubbled and creased

Hes sprayed his bonnet black although his car is bright blue

Cos his mate Lee told him that was the cool thing to do

Citroen Saxo Man

Its hard to believe his car mods were planned

Hes taken the old sideskirts from a Renault Megane

And fixed them to his car using only bare hands

Citroen Saxo dude

Hes got some crazy weird lights on the front bumper too

And wing mirrors from a Beemer that are stuck on with glue

His exhausts are so loud, youll hear them rattling

Cos he made them using B&Q guttering

He wanted to get alloys, yeah some 22s

But he decided wrapping foil round his hubcaps would do

Hes got a magic tree and some furry dice too

In fact so much shit on his dashboard the road isnt in view

The spoiler is crafted from some old 2 by 4

It looks cool but he cant fit through carwashes any more

Citroen Saxo Man

Only he believes his car looks great

He used too much tint spray on his lights by mistake

So now its anyones guess when hes hitting the brakes

Citroen Saxo Dude, Hes lowered his suspension by a mil or 10

Hes written turbo on the side using a marker pen