Group E

Did I tell you about

How I've been hanging out

With the guys from that popular band?

They just got the support slot

For those dudes from America.

I heard the drummer thinks I'm cute.

Now I'm in the loop

Part of the group

(Group E, you're so cool)

And I'm so popular.

Now I'm in the loop

Part of the group

(Group E, you're so cool)

And I'm so popular.

Their touring interstate

I'm in charge of updating

Their bands myspace website.

Refresh the page over and over again

Song's got more that thirty thousand plays.

They thanked me on the new CD.

Now I'm in the loop

Part of the group

(Group E, you're so cool)

And I'm so popular.

Now I'm in the loop

Part of the group

(Group E, you're so cool)

And I'm so popular.

Went to the gig,

Got there early.

I saw the support band

Chris Duke and the Royals,

Is what they were called.

If I had to rate them out of ten,

I'd give them a naught because...

Guitarist can't solo,

The trumpet sounds flat,

The back-ups resemble dueling dying cats,

The drummer needs so badly to use a click track,

The bass player's far too busy eating snacks.

(What the hell do they sound like anyway?)

Don't forget about the singer

To my ears he brings pain,

Attempting notes way out of his vocal range.

(They're nothing new)

You get the idea that they pretty much suck,

Not even saved by looks

'Cause I couldn't call them hot.