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Artist: Chris Moyles
Canonical path: /chris-moyles/pissed-with-pie
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Pissed (With Pie)
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Pissed (With Pie)
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I wanna be drunk when I wake up
I wanna be drunk by 7 o'clock
I wanna be smashed before the world wakes
Pouring vodka not milk on my cornflakes
No coffee cause I would not be drunk at all
I wanna be drunk by this morning
Cause a bit of booze makes it less boring
Schoefield, windshield I'm not very sober
I think I'll struggle to get through this song
Cause I need some booze every once in a while
Helps me get through jeremy kyle
All dramas through lie detection, mum fucked a member of one direction
Pass the larger lets stop the thinking and
Carry on with a whole lot of drinking beer with pie, with pie
Maybe I'll stop drinking now
Stop my drinking now
Stop my drinking now
Or maybe just one more
Walking into work, I am winning
I wish this room would stop it's bloody spinning
Another meeting, they're all repeating and my attention is now depleting
I need to get to lunchtime so I can drink again
And maybe other people like me
You see the little stain below, it really is pee
Pant's are damper, should be wearing pampers
Cos' I just think I wet myself
Cos' when it comes to the evening time
I spill words when I'm downing the red wine
I strike a cool pose, in waitrose
Chucked out by a guard with a large nose
Try to hide it
Try to fight it
It's too late 'cause I think I shit myself, with pie, with pie
Maybe I'll stop drinking now
Stop my drinking now
Stop my drinking now
Or maybe just one more
All by myself
In a mexican bar
All by myself
In casualty
All by myself
Outside of casualty
All by myself
Just drunk again
Yes I'm drunk again
Completely drunk again
I think I need some sleep
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