Best In The Burbs

I'm rollin' safe and sound, easy as I blaze a pound

Put my middle fingers in the air and never take it down

Writin' raps for me is easy, I just play around

Hit em' with these crazy adverbs and outrageous nouns

And still no labels found me and fuckin' signed me yet

And though I grow impatient, I know my time is next

I'm a big dog, y'all are tiny pets

I'm an autobot, I got it tatted on my chest

Optimus primes my mothafuckin' bodyguard

So I hit em' with these you can never stop me bars

I'm at the sake bar, gettin' blacked out

Till I wake up on the sidewalk passed out

The judge is tellin' me this is my last chance

So I gotta stay grindin' like a lap dance

Got bitches bendin' over like they had a back cramp

Insert below the lower back tat, damn

I'm why your girlfriend lacks pants

Huh, steady work her out like it's fat camp

Uh, yo, somebody grab a trash can

Shit, at least somewhere to ash man

I gotta dutch lit, rappin' with soul

Leave you with a fat lip like you're packin' some skoal

Cause I do it for the franklins

I'm a blue whale and the games full of plankton

I'm a vet, a top threat, known to rock sets

Tear it the fuck down for dj booth.net

So yes, I'm ballin' truly so y'all should shoot me

You can see me on that online call of duty

Smack booty, I'm rude and intrusive, hardly lucid

Hittin' dj booth with that exclusive

I need no excuses, I spit that crack

Play fetch with the disc jockey bring that shit back

They said asher's the best in the burbs, well at least that's what they said

And that's for one reason, cause they ain't heard web

I make a mean song, plus I kick it from the head

Always buzzin off the a.d.d. Meds, hempstead!

To ct you know I make the best stutter

No will ferrel, but you better step, brother

Ha, that's why your girl's ass bare

I hit it, and didn't pay for the cab fare

Now relax there, don't get pissed off

I'm the survivor on my island, and you been kicked off

Think this kid's soft? R.o.f.l

I got the look, got the swag, and a flow that sells

My reputation so excels so just stop

I do more then watch for sex, drugs, and rock

I'm silly and such, fillin' a dutch

Battlin' dudes who simply suck

Then go fuck hillary duff

Tryin to rap it with my dick in the butt

And spit fire, so I'm sorry lizzie mcguire

See, I'm rappin' past the throttle, I'll crack a bottle

So you better get the fuckin picture like a graphic novel

I got your little bastard boggled

You couldn't fuck with me even if we spittin' at a brothel

Cause I be killin' em like hostile, murderous with words

That's why they sayin' webby is the best up in the burbs