What Them Girls Like

I love women, from brittany spears to marge simpson

Just give me a rubber and you know that i'm goin in son

Ain't no tee ball but it's still easy to hit them

Cause i know what women wan't, call me mel gibson

Yes, cause they know we on next

They can throw me on set, watch me go beyond sex

I ball hard but not in the kobe context

I'm collecting v-cards like a pokemon deck muthafucker

Cause i'm on speed to the top

Downin a leader of scotch, cause like a demon i'm hot

Look there's a laundry load full of wife beaters and socks

Not even ripley's is sure if they can believe it or not

Watch, i'll make 'em come to a dead stop

Cause on a beat, i'm a spit it hard as a pet rock

Baby girl, you know i make that bed hot

I'm no angel, my only halo came with an x-box

Drink til i'm walkin like a waddlin duck

But i can step a straight line just to follow a buck

I'm just lookin for a chicken who can swallow a nut

Like a peacan pie in front of joba the hut

Wait what? there is no way she could ignore me

Grabbin on my woody like andy from toy story

With them lips like topanga, i'll play the role of corey

And sit back and watch you do your thing there shawty

Cause you know you cannot start me

12 beers deep and i'm the life of the party

Bring a chick back and you know we gettin naughty

Bite her so hard she be like "ouch charlie! "

Cause you know we gets busy

Head spinnin like taz so you know we get dizzy

Datpiff top 8 with banks, luda, and drizzy

Sick as the swine flu, i been fuckin miss piggy

Really it's silly that you know this dude's nice

Mommy's comin over and she's spendin a few nights

Lyrics like an emo kid's pants man too tight

Throwin mad punches just like pudding in a food fight

Ha, so i'm a hit 'em with low bars

Cause i'm always needin me some m to the o-r

E motha fucker and you know that i go hard

I'm at the top of my game, i'll send you a post card, bitch!