Insane Idiots

So this is what fifty thousand dollars looks like

Ten o'clock shop in the morning

Whenever you'd like in the evening

So you can take it or you can pass it up

But if you walk away with my money

You must uphold your promise

To never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever

Kidnap me from the war zone again

24 months in this desert ain't all that bad

At least not if you are a camel so there's never a place without water

So instead of showing of my bling, my ride, my pad

Well, i'd like you to take a gander at my weapon stash

Shiny, beautiful, and black thank god for the poppy seed creators

And national pastimes and holidays

So today we stand and we proudly celebrate our independence

For we are a hardy people and we can provide for ourselves

Because we are independent of a knocked-down pipe line

We are independent of profiteering

Yes, we are independent of leaders with divine missions

We are independent of self-destruction

Yellow means proceed with caution

Orange means lock yourself in the basement

Red means kill your family before the haters get to them