My Ding a Ling

When I was a little bitty boy

My grandmother bought me a cute little toy

Silver bells hangin' on a string

She told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammar School

But I stopped all in the vestibule

Every time that bell would ring

Catched me playin' with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall

I slipped and had a terrible fall

I fell so hard I heard bells ring

But held on to my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek

Many snappers all around my feet

Sure was hard swimming cross that thing

With both hands holdin' my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

This here song it ain't so sad

The cutest little song you ever had

Those of you who will not sing

You must be playin' with your own ding a ling

My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling

We saw you playin' with your ding a ling

My ding a ling everybody sing

I want to play with my ding a ling