No Money Down

As I was motorvatin' back in town

I saw a Cadillac sign, said 'no money down'

Eased on my brakes, I pulled in the drive

Gunned my motor twice, then I walked inside

Dealer came to me, said trade in your Ford

I'll put you in a car that'll eat up the road

Tell me what you want, just sign that line

I'm gonna have it brought down to you

In a hour's time

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Now I'm gonna buy a car

I'm gonna be headin' on down that road

'No money down'

I won't have to worry baby

About my broken and ragged Ford

Yes, I want a yellow convertible, two door DeVille

With a continental spare, white chrome wheels

I want power steering, Lord, I want power brakes

I want a powerfull motor with a jet off-take

Air conditioned, automatic heat

A full Murphey bed in my back seat

Short wave radio, TV and a phone

I gotta talk with my baby when I'm ridin' alone

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I want four carburetors, two straight exhausts

Burnin' aviation fuel, no matter what it costs

Railroad airhorns, I want a military spot

I want a five year guarantee on everything I got

Ten dollar deductibles, twenty dolar notes

Thirty dollar liability, that's all she wrote

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