Tulane

Tulane and Johnny opened a novelty shop,

Back under the corner, was the cream of the crop,

Ev'rything was clickin?and the business was good,

'Till one day, lo and behold an officer stood.

Johnny jumped the counter but he stumbled and fell,

But Tulane made it over Johnny just as he yelled,

Chorus: "Go head on, Tulane, he can't catch up with you.

Go Tulane, he ain't man enough for you.

Go Tulane, use all the speed you got.

Go Tulane, you know you need a lot.

Go Tulane, he's laggin?behind.

Go 'head on, Tulane.?br>

Go by your father's house and tell him the business is slow

And see if he will loan us something, soon as he hits the dough.

Put the cat out in the hall and rumple up the room

Go by Doctor Keller's, tell him you swollowed some perfume

Tell him we need him quick, 'cuz he may to testify

That you been sick all day and that's a perfect alibi

Go, let Danny drive in case you run into the Man

Back by the shop and get the stuff and hide it in the van

Go back by your father's, get the money for the bail

And bring it down and bail me out this rotten, funky jail

We gotta get a lawyer in the click of politics

Somebody who can win the thing or get the thing fix