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Artist: Chunky Pam
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Merry X.X.X.L.M.A.S. (Pam I Am)
Read Merry X.X.X.L.M.A.S. (Pam I Am) lyrics by Chunky Pam on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Merry X.X.X.L.M.A.S. (Pam I Am)
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Uh, the Infamous P.A.M.
Slanging candy canes out the suburbs
Lock up your sons and cubbards
The chubby wonders pluggin up your chimney
You scrooge, you lose
Check it
MERRY X-X-X-L MAS
THE HOTTEST HOSTEST WITH THE MOSTEST HOSTEST CUP CAKES YES
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
I'M GIGANTA BIGGER THAN SANTA
SING THE ANTHEM
FROM ALASKA TO ATLANTA
HOW THEY LOVE THE LOVE HANDLES OF
CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
I been dreaming of a white Christmas, A Tight Christmas
Pamalicious chicken bling glistnin
The Ice Princess
I got Dreams of Delicious dishes
With all the finest fixings
Saint Nicholas' mistress
Spitting my wish list
gimme
Chicken breasts, baby back ribs, roast beef and brisket
Buffalo wings, ring dings, twizzlers and biscuits
Jumbo Shrimp and turkey
parents crib in jersey
beneath the missile toe I prefer my kisses Hershey
Serve me that Kit kat
Before I gift-wrap
a bitchslap
I don't count carbs, I'm counting green backs
His face lit up like Rudolph
When I took my sweat suit off
I sat on santa's lap, they call me nut cracker sweet booty
The Figgy pudding grinch is stacked and she ain't takin sh###
You twiggy bitches piggy back shake off like bacon bits
Pimpin since Tiny Tim
wore Tiny Timberlands
My dinner spins on platinum plates their made of shiny rims
Feast your eyes I'm bringing sexy back with Christmas cheer
You anorexics all can eat me at this time of year
Pop more cris than cringle
Pop more chips than Pringles
Tiss the season when I trim the tree with hit singles
PAM DECKS THE HALLS LIKE A MAD JOHN OATS
THE MANEATER DRINKIN EGGNOG IN MY WHITE MINK COAT
CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
ROCK THE BELLS OFF YR TOBOGGEN KNOCK THE STUFFING OUT YR STOCKING
WHILE YOU'RE DROOLING BY THE YUELOG
EVERYBODY NOD YOUR NOGGINS TO
CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
THEY CALL ME CHUNKY PAM CHUNKY PAM I AM
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