New Year, New Me

Tomorrow

Tomorrow

Tomorrow

Tomorrow

We're all gonna change tomorrow

This is our year, this is our chance

Once January comes I will never look back

Awake in the morning at 5 AM

Gym clothes on, I'll be ready to attack

It's time to begin a journey of sorts

'Cause I'll have motivation like never before

When the new year begins old habits die

And you don't even have to try

This year will be the year that everything changes

And I've never said that before

This year will be the year that I'm gonna make it

As soon as I walk out the door

Because January 1st is no ordinary day

You pass through a portal where nothing's the same

So get ready to change, get ready to thrive

We're gonna live our best lives

You know, my enneagram really thrives during this time of year

Oh, of course, 4's love change

I'll lose 10 pounds that I don't need to lose

I'll wake up at four and I'll never hit snooze

I'll get rich quick without a Ponzi scheme

I'll leave my house once and find the man of my dreams

Sure, we could try in April or May

But by then all this magic will have faded away

When the clock strikes 12 the new year will be here

And that's when we will conquer our fears

I'll sled down a mountain and travel to Norway

I'll tell someone I'm mad to their face

I'll give someone a task and trust that they'll do it

I'll admit I made a mistake

Because New Year's day is the chance to start fresh

Our chance is not over, regive it your best

And we can't set goals the rest of the year

We can only do it on New Year's

Hey girls listen up

We've got a cheer that will cheer you up

Follow along, shout it out

Ready, on my count

New Year, new me

House is perfectly clean

Waist is trim, I feel slim

After one trip to the gym

Bought a planner for my life

Gonna use it every night

Ready to kill the competition

And dominate my life

But you've always been skinny

Yeah and my room is actually not that clean

I just remembered all the bills I have to pay

Oh my gosh, my prince is a frog

Frick, I just wasted an hour on Twitter

And I have bigger dreams than worrying about my appearance all the time

Heck, I'm already married to a man that loves and accepts me for who I am

That was beautiful

I guess I made a mountain out of a molehill

We seem to do this every year

It's great to set goals but we've gotta remember

Every day's a good day to conquer your fears

Why do you always give Christina the cool high notes?

Yeah, I have more to offer vocally than people realize

Okay, I'll leave a spot right here and everyone can do a cool ad-lib

Ready, go

Hey-ey, yeah yeah yeah

Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh, oh-oh whoa-whoa-oh-oh-oh

Oh whoa, yeah yeah yeah

Okay, so to wrap it up for New Year's resolutions

I guess we gotta take it one day at a time

To see stuff good in the end

We gotta work our pace to better ourselves

It's just so we keep up with our friends

Because every day is a good day to try

Your life can get better before your eye

If you don't give up and see things through

It'll be a new year, new you

Hey, yeah

What? I didn't get an ad-lib earlier in the ad-lib section

Neither did I

Yeah but you got the high note right before that

Okay okay, whatever, the song is over