Single On Valentine's Day

I love pink things and chocolate’s nice

And who doesn’t like flowers in red and white?

On paper it’s great

The most romantic date

Unless you don’t have a date

I don’t wanna sound like an old hag

But Valentine's Day is such a drag

Just a reminder that I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Hey, I really hate this day

Gonna cry in my room and then dig my grave

I thought I was nice

Thought I was worth a shot

I thought someone would want me but apparently not

Hey, we don’t have Valentines

Not one of us can seem to find a decent guy

Well, I

Because they don’t exist, I don’t care what you say

There’s nothing worse than being single on Valentine's Day

Well, I wanna be a bride but I need a groom

You’re probably not gonna find one hiding in your room

Hey, leave her alone!

Yeah, it’s hard to meet guys!

Especially when you know they’re plotting your demise

I see the couples walking down the street

And I can’t help but wonder: What’s wrong with me?

Why do we need a stupid holiday

To rub in what I don’t have in my face

Girls, we got a lot to do, I need good energy to focus on you

Is she serious?

At a time like this?

I’m pretty sure she’s being blinded by her ignorant bliss

Well that’s just not fair

Hey, don’t make us work today

We need forty-eight hours just to grieve this pain

You guys are so dramatic

You don’t know what it’s like!

I’m gonna be alone for the rest of my life!

Hey, we should just give up now

If things were gonna change they would’ve gotten better by now

You’ve barely even tried

Easy for you to say!

You’re not the one who’s single on Valentine's Day

Ok, everyone sit down right now

This has gone way too far

You can’t be serious, you really believe you’ve got so much

To give, you think no one can see

Dani, you’re generous

Amy, you’re smart

Lauren, you’ve got such a compassionate heart

Lisa, you’re funny

And Katherine, you’re kind

Pull it together, you guys are losing your minds

This stupid holiday doesn’t define your life

And I’m not just saying that cause I’m about to be wife

Oooh, that rock though

Hey, I guess it’s not that bad

We could all have boyfriends and still be sad

We’ve got no one to fight with

No one to complain

If I wanna leave my hair in the shower drain

Hey Christina, thanks a lot

For giving us perspective on what we got

We have freedom

Open schedules

No drama

Hey guys, I’ve really been meaning to tell you this

But umm, I actually have plans tonight

It’s nothing crazy, but I got asked out

I didn’t want to abandon you guys, but I actually have to leave now

Traitor!