Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Anne Clark
Canonical path: /clark-anne/armchair-theatre
Related lyric paths: 6
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Armchair Theatre
Read Armchair Theatre lyrics by Anne Clark on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Armchair Theatre
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This house is full of loneliness
Of sad weary silence
I switch on the television
For some company
Two actors
A man and a Woman
Give exaggerated little moans
As they simulate
A so called stimulating fuck
For my entertainment
Beneath the endless groans
It's not real
It's pretend
Just like we pretended that last time
To make you
Night is the most difficult part off all
I don't need this
I don't need this
I don't need this
This vile, crude reminder
Of how we play out our roles
Without any script at all
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Anne Clark performs "Armchair Theatre", and this lyric page sits inside the Anne Clark catalog on LyroVerse.
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Yes. The related section below points to All We Have To Be Thankful For and An Ordinary Life with a short reason for opening each page next.
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