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Artist: Les Claypool
Canonical path: /claypool-les/ds-diner
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Ds Diner
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Ds Diner
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[Chorus]
Who wants to go to D's Diner? (I do)
Who wants to go down to D's? (me)
There's a place just off the GRavenstein
Where the milkshakes flow like wine
The best damn breakfast Burrito
You can get anywhere anytime
When I think of them fried egg sandwishes
Well, my mouth starts waterin' hard
And them sweet potato fries
And onion rings taste just right
'Cause they don't fry in lard
[Chorus]
Well fancy ketchup, bendy straw
This aint your average ma and pa
Grab a booth or sit outside
Have a dose of rainbow pride
Order at the window sill
And watch 'em fry up there on the grill
Bring your daughters, bring your sons
They serve their franks on your met buns
Tell your friends to come and see
'Cause no one serves it up quite like D
(x2)
[Chorus]
House-a-Hula Burger
Got teriyaki pineapple rings
Caliente Burger
Hot chiles that'll make you sing
Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long
Malted buttermilk pancakes all day long
[Chorus]
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