George E Porge

All the time talking 'bout the inspiration

Best leave off about the rhyme

Along comes a boy

He's filled with adulation

Speculates if now is not the time

She was known to take a drop or two

in the morning

Yesterdays and lazy days the same

Will collagen and fingernails

and silicon adorning

All the boys, they knew her all by name

Now he's a sport and she's a sport

and all the world, they love a sport

And if you got the urge, we got the time

Layin' on her side, it makes her melancholy

She speculates if now is not the time

Now baby's breath and orchids are a

lethal combination.

When you get that girl

you got to go

And finger pie in April

leads to penetration...

But June, she's apt to take it kinda slow

HE's born in Beverly Hills but

raised in Albuquerque

All the little girls, they thought him fine

But George E. Porge, he's kissed the girls and

felt he's rather kiss the boys

And speculates if now is not the time