Holy Mackerel

Pick a name, pick a place.

Chances are I've had the means to be there.

Pick a date, pick a time,

I've got it from a friend of mine.

The ability to socialize.

Holy Mackerel

Once when I was young,

I troubled over imperfection in my knees.

When you cultivate a pompadour,

it's best to keep the top up for the breeze.

Cuts like hell, ya know.

Sporty was a poetry boy

and liked to puff his pipe into the night.

But since he sold him hits of ectasy,

Johnn Law, he took a decade of his life.

That's a hunk o' life.

Holy Mackerel.