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Artist: Clutch
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Promoter (Of Earthbound Causes)
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Promoter (Of Earthbound Causes)
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Warmed up my motor, swindled the promoter
Took a lunatic for a ride
And a little voice said inside my head
Rosemary baby, I got the thyme
Suffering madness and the pharoah's plague
I, akhenaten tell you some other day
No thank you, that's enough for me
A little bit of ritalin goes a long way
Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarock and revolutionize
Gimme just a minute while I clarify
Cooled down my temper, tried to remember
What it was I wasn't to lose
And I probably could were it not for
The beer and the broads and the broads and the booze.
Hooked on stupid, and the whole shebang
I never have ever felt the same
No thank you, that's enough for me
That's prozacly not what I need
Ready to rock if you want to roll
Please step away from the vehicle
Ragnarock and revolutionize
Gimme just a minute while I clarify
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