Cobra Skullifornia

So you come from the city

you got big city money to spend,

I don't want your big city money

in my town my friend,

you don't appreciate it

you want to appropriate it,

and make a profit turn

you heard it through the grapevine

or read it in a magazine,

you're living in a hell hole

and somewhere far away

has a national ranking

and you start thinking

"How could they be wrong?"

Southern California

star where you are!

We don't want vacation homes

and a garage for every car,

you planted seeds in the desert

you stole your water from afar,

new Southern California

stay where you are!

you had enough of the hustle and bustle

that delivered you to success,

but you need that Neiman Marcus

and you can't go long without

all the amenities that

made it such a mess

you want to bring it with you

Southern California

look how you sprawl!

you're addicted to construction

you will consume us all

so if you want to make my town

look like L.A. you might as well

just stay right where you are