Dear Penis

dear penis,

i dont think i like you anymore,

you used to watch me shave,

now all ya do is stare at the floor,

oh dear penis,

i dont like you anymore.

it used to be you and me,

a paper towel and a dirty magazine,

thats all we needed to get by,

now it seems things have changed,

and i think that youre the one to blame,

dear penis,

i dont like you anymore.

he sings

dear rodney,

i dont think i like you anymore,

cos when you get to drinking,

you put me places ive never been before,

dear rodney,

i dont like you anymore.

why cant we just get a grip,

on our man to hand relationship,

come to terms with truly how we feel,

if we put our heads together,

we'd just stay home forever,

dear penis,

i think i like you after all.

oh and rodney,

while you're shaving, shave my balls