Noah's Toilet

Oh yes! Lets go to that new place, with a

name a bit like that place, where the famous

get so out of their face, they die of fatal

cocktails all chemically mace, we'll be

rubbing shoulders with the stars inna outer

space.

There'll be seven foot women there, five

o'clock shadow rammed into ladies under-

wear and the animals go in two by two,

into the circus, into the zoo, into the loo.

And hog boars snuffle with curly pig tails,

guest list cysts leaving trails like snails,

there'll be the pierced, the piercing screaming

studs, fiercer than Elvis, pure phets no duds.

Fake diamonds, holographic cheekier than

Jesus, but pornographic.

Oh do! Yes lets! Lets go to that new place,

with the name like the place where the

glamorous died, and user friendly all are we,

the tired tried, what do you do?

I'm God, you lied.

And the animals go in two by two, the

warthog, the snuffleupacus and the anteater,

all drinking 5 pound beers by the litre, it's ok she

says, you don't have to pay because he's a

member, wearing nothing but a peanut in the

middle of December. Suddenly, I'm on top form

and terribly bright, glitter, tinsel, sparkle me

baby, every night, I'm an extraordinarily curious

creature and I know it, how bohemian! Shush

for the poet, nah f**k that! Let's go to the loo,

like animals two by two, and what was it

you said you do? Is there any way I can

network with you?

So you tell me about a movie you're making, hopefully making,

hopefully making, starring Uma Thurman, hopefully making,

hopefully.

And you talk for too long, then you say, I love this song, must

shake a leg on the dance floor, with that fashion type wild boar,

and she needs an apple stuffed into her fat gob, oh look!It's that junky

Lead singer, I hear he's a nob,

well, I know him actually and he's alright, going solo and

good for a line every night.

Oh! Come, give me more, give me more to consume, I'm fatter

than Elvis and cheekier than Jesus in this VIP room, with the

super models, the rock stars and the superfly.

Then she said, morbidly,

now would be a good place to die.

Out of my face, in the place with the name like that place, on the

front page tomorrow, my face, headline reading mystery death

in new place.

For she was best top lover girlfriend of that guy with the chart

topping hits, that actress, that director and that model with the

fabulous tits. Then everyone will want to go to that place, because

it has a name like that place, where you get so out of your face,

you're fiercer than Elvis and cheekier than Jesus,

you're in the place with a name like that place,

you're in the place with a name like that place.