Me and My Imaginary Friend

You never sleep, and you never go home

My secrets you keep, I'm never alone

We're joined at the hip and this I comprehend

We'll be together 'til the end, me and my imaginary friend

You never tell me, what I have to do

We can sit in silence, or visit the zoo

We know what is real, and what is pretend

Together 'till the bitter end, me and my imaginary friend

You don't have to pay an arm and a leg

Conjure them up inside your own head

Short and tall, fat or thin

Open the door, invite them in

Hello how are you, how you been?

So now you have someone, someone to love

A gift from yourself, a gift from above

If you're dining alone, get a table for two

We can talk our faces blue, 'bout all the things that we've been through

Together forever

'Till the credits end

Me and my imaginary friend