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Artist: Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade
Canonical path: /colonel-les-claypools-fearless-flying-frog-brigade/david-makalaster-ii
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David Makalaster II
Read David Makalaster II lyrics by Colonel Les Claypool's Fearless Flying Frog Brigade on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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David Makalaster II
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I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
And the shit has
Just hit the fan
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
There's a scrouge
Trampin' cross our land
The film I'm about to show you
Will fill and overflow you
With a rage that's
Beyond command
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening and
Here's what's new
Wouldn't it be so nice
To live in a world
Where everything's exactly
How it seems
But we live in a world
Where bastards come along
And piss on your dreams
About the things that make ya happy
The things that make ya smile
Get off your ass
Vengeance is back in style
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
And perhaps you didn't
Hear me right
I'm David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Every man Jack of you
Should volunteer to fight
If I were only ten years younger
I'd slake this vengeful hunges
And rest assured we'd all
Sleep safe tonight
This is David Makalaster
Your ten o'clock newscaster
Good evening and God bless you
Wouldn't it be so nice
To live in a world
Where everything's exactly
How it seems
But we live in a world
Where bastards come along
And piss on your dreams
About the things that make ya happy
The things that make ya smile
Get off your ass
Vengeance is back in style
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