Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Comecon
Canonical path: /comecon/1-800-new-funk-ad
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1-800-New Funk Ad
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1-800-New Funk Ad
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Welcome 2 the dawn
2 experience Love4oneanother on the internet
Access www.love4oneanother.com
Open your mind
There is not much time
2 experience NPG merchandise and music
Access www.1800newfunk.com
And by phone just dial 1-800-New-Funk
If you live outside the United States
Please dial 612 474 17 51
Call now
Before I start laughing
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
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