Force Or Service

A quiet sunny day, the scene is suburban

Not much going off, in fact it's a boring one

Ready and waiting in Bristol fashion

For my radio to bleep and I will jump into action

PC Caring's off duty for a while

A right prat he is, always helpful and a smile

Nineteen, well hard, DM's and truncheon

Headcase 'ere and I've got some lunch

'Headcase' fuck me there goes me radio

It must be a riot if they're calling for backup

I'm at the scene Sarge, what's going down?

There's a darkie in defiance, get that nigger off me, kill 'im

Don't do it in the open, kick his teeth in later

I thought I'd taught you police operations

Take him away out the eyes of the media

Then kill the bastard kill 'im

Make sure you don't bruise him

Oh, doesn't matter you won't see the bruises anyway

He's in the van, pile in everyone, c'mon, c'mon

That's it lads

Ha, ha, ha, I love it, let me have him

Let me kill him, yeah, nice one lads

Now if you wanna get overtime, you better take my advice

Promotion or demotion? Just never step out of line

You want to make sure? Sure we can discuss a price

But keep it shut, keep the image nice

We nick the unemployed, for they are just lazy

Scrounging off us taxpayers, it must be crazy

Join the force and give a helping hand

Because the rules of the force are the laws of the land

(Police Policy)

The CND are communists, we're sick of petty pacifists,

Greenham dykes, Trotskyites, Greenpeace and the rest of it

Rioters, muggers, looters, shooters, niggers are the cause of it

Repatriation for the nation, the simple way to deal with shit

Rastas, punks, mods and hippies, students, queers and dirty pakis

Demanding more than nothing less, but never want to work for it

Miners, printers, paddies, pickets, givin' it all the demo bit

We'll smash them back with our attack, because we're the guys to deal with it

You're here to serve? Protect the nation?

Stop all the foreigners' illegal immigration

You help old ladies across the road

Even if she has got a face like a toad

You re-assure, protect the rich from the poor

To hell with muggings, rapists and the whores

Maintain law and order, keep the public at large

The police is your profession: that's right, eh Sarge?