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Roll up, roll up, for I'll take your cash

Anarchy is the line. Buy your anarchy t-shirts at only thirty-six pounds fifty a time!

I've got anarchy badges - black on red - roll up and make your choice

Or buy your nazi armband, last year's fashion, this year's price

Long sleeve sweatshirts are a popular line

I've got the "Crass" Broken Gun. Don't know what it means, but it suits you fine

I've got a lovely line in anarchist ties, some "Conflict" patches if you like

And some "Bash the Rich" matches. (Set light to those lovely cars! Ha ha)

I've got anarchist with an A on, aprons for the anarchy cook

Anarchist tea towels, anarchist mugs - come on take a look

I've got anarchist pendants and anarchist flags

Gift wrapped for your anarchist mates

I have anarchy key rings, and a lovely sign made of chrome

The purchase of my products brings anarchy to your home

Anarchy lights - anarchy pens - anarchy panties - anarchy bras - anarchy dildos

And, and, wait for it... wait for it... I have - brand new now

The special line of anarchist rubber dolls

Yes! You will go far as you fuck them to death in the back of your anarchist car

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