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Artist: Conker And Poo Man
Canonical path: /conker-and-poo-man/poo-song
Related lyric paths: 1
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Poo Song
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Poo Song
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Me, me, me, me, me
I am the great mighty poo
And I'm gonna throw my shit at you
A huge supply of tish
Comes from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat
Do you really think you'll survive in here
You don't seem to know which creek your in
Sweetcorn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think I keep this lovely grin?
Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tiggly shitty little tag nut
When I knock you out with all my bab
I'm gonna take your head and ram it up my but
Your but? This is Conker speaking
My but!
Your but?
That's right my but
Err
My but
Err
My but!
But!
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Conker And Poo Man performs "Poo Song", and this lyric page sits inside the Conker And Poo Man catalog on LyroVerse.
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