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Grenade (feat. Jack Maynard)

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Grenade (feat. Jack Maynard)

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[Jack Maynard]

Okay, here we go again

I'm stuck here with a friend

I wouldn't really mind but she looks like my uncle Ben

I take a shot of vodka, I take a shot of gin

Cause she got way more hair than I got growing on the chin

This ain't the army where the bombs meet

In her teeth she's got salami, maybe broccoli

Imma need to keep my distance, walkie-talkie

Look like she been hit by Rocky, girl I'm sorry but

Oh my god

She just whispered in my ear

I think you're hot (I think you're hot!)

I should whisper in her ear

I think you're not (I think you're not!)

She said "Let's call a cab"

I'd rather call the cops

Honestly, I'd rather make out with a dog (ew)

Girl I don't wanna be no hero

Like Superman saving people

No I don't wanna meet your parents

Even if it's Robert DeNiro

But my boy need me like a genie in a bottle

I got you homie, it is not a problem

[Conor Maynard]

Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot

But mines so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot

But mines so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

[Jack Maynard]

Can someone save me?

Can someone help me?

Cause girl gone need more than a filter to take a selfie

I guess Uncle Ben has got a daughter, and didn't tell me

And that would make this chick my cousin and that ain't healthy

(I mean that is literally incest)

But mamma didn't raise a quitter so I guess I'm getting with her

Close my eyes, about to kiss her

(Eughhhhhhh I can't do it man, I'm sorry!)

[Conor Maynard]

Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot

But mines so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

I know I'm asking a lot

But mines so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

[Conor Maynard]

So please don't go

Cause I can't do this alone

Well I could, but I won't

Cause a threesome would be gross

Oh, please don't go

Cause I can't do this alone

It don't have to last too long

Just enough for me to cum

[Conor Maynard]

Oh, cause I need you to jump on this grenade for me

Yeah, I need you to stay strong in my time of need

I know I'm asking a lot

But mines so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on (I need, I need, I need) this grenade

(Can you jump on now)

I know I'm asking a lot

But mines so hot

I need this favor

Need you to jump on this grenade

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