Motherlover

Oh dang...

What is it dawg?

I forgot, it's Mother's Day.

Didn't get a gift for her?

Other plans got in the way.

She'll be so disappointed.

Damn I forgot it too.

This could have been avoided.

What the hell are we gonna do?

My mom's been so alone,

ever since my daddy left (cold)

No one to hold her tight,

life has put her to the test.

I know just what you mean,

my mom's been so sad and gray (word).

My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom

ever since he passed away.

Hold up.

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too

Slow up

What time is it dawg?

It's time for a switcharoo

We both love our moms,

women with grown women needs

I say we break ?em off

Show ?em how much they really mean, 'cause

I'm a mother lover

You're a mother lover

We should fuck each other's mothers

Fuck each other's moms

I'll be pushin' that lady, where you came out as a

baby

Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy

Fucking each other's moms

Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom

clutchin' on this lube and roses

I got my digital camera,

I'mma make ya' momma do a million poses

They will be so surprised

We are so cool and thoughtful

Can't wait to pork your mom

I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle

Showed up

My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile

Straight up

Give it to my mom d- d- d - d- d - d ? doggystyle

(yeah)

This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day

They'll have to rename this one

All up under the covers day, ?cause

I'm a mother lover

You're a mother lover

We should fuck each other's mothers

Fuck each other's moms

I'll be pushin' that lady, where you came out as a

baby

Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy

Fucking each other's moms

Break it down

It would be my honor to be your new stepfather

It would be my honor to be your new stepfather

And while you're in my mother, make me another

brother (yeah)

And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber

(oh!)

Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night

If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right

I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself

to me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life

She brought you in this world so I'm a sex her right

This is the second best idea that we've ever had

The choice can be no other

Be my mother lover

Happy Mother's Day