Dog + Pony Show

well well well here we go again hoarding much gilders no dollars no yen papa just signed a fat deal both babies need new shoes and what about mark and phil i'm not complaining just explaining to the people that the public grind can be draining when i got in it i was poor not samuel becket but i'm still waiting for good dough just want to bust some loops now some c.e.o got me jumping through hoops i used to be mr. niceguy now i'll have my lawyer put your dick in a vice guy i'm over this rock'n roll circus this will be the last time a label tries to jerk us 'cause we can get worked on nettwerk but i'll be damned if i ever get played again sam

first you get a call from a.&r. licking my ass saying i'll make you a star then i'm hearing about band label unity i'm thinking fuck that shit stick the money into my community you talk about the trust you want to build though when you change your mind get behind me with a dildo twelfth hour stalled negotiation no economic sodomy without representation when it's over have fun but as soon as the record is done get your ass on the road to rape and pillage like vikings sacking all the villages don't care about your nervous breakdowns so long as the bus doesn't break down the product manager doesn't care just says get in your little suits and get your asses up there

i live in the rain forest don't preach to no chorus activists adore us some press got it in for us you know my style got a wife and childs i'm not down with the mob or the pedophiles for over five years i've been your hypocrite we were distributed by a major then so who gives a shit hip hop suits industrial boots don't care what you wear we're all prostitutes whining dining now sign the fucking bottom line

well well well what the fuck do we have here gouge your eyes out like kurosawa's king lear in the end i don't give a fuck that to you i'm just a write off or a quick buck after i'm gone you'll still have your job and no you can't have the fucking back catalog i'm still smoking blunts on the corner with the college promo guy from warner's if you're going to be a ho, sorry, it's a dog and pony show