Farewell Aunty Jack

Farewell aunty jack,

We know you'll be back

Though you're 10 feet tall

You don't scare us at all

You're big, bold and tough

But you're not so rough

There's a scream as she plummets away ('allo me little luvlies)

(spoken over the chorus progression)

So remember, you better listen to this song real close coz i'll tell you what,if you don't,

I'm gonna jump through your speakers and rip your bloody arms off...and i will too...

Don't forget it...especially you stupid.

She rides a black bike (i do)

And drives through the night (right)

She's big, round and fat

But don't dare tell her that (flaming one arm...)

Coz she gets so mean

Her glove starts to gleam

There's a scream as she plummets away (goodbye me little luvlies)

Bridge:

Oh we really really love you

And we think the world about you

Won't you please come back to our house

Please come back dear aunty jack

Now you've gone away and left me

Aunty jack please don't forget me

Just remember i'll be waiting

At the gates dear aunty jack

Yes i think i must be dreaming

I can hear your bike a screaming

And i know you're coming near me

Now you're back dear aunty jack (i'm back)

Ch:

Farewell aunty jack, (make up your bloody mind)

We know you'll be back

Though you're 10 feet tall

You don't scare us at all (i've heard that before)

You're big, bold and tough

But you're not so rough

There's a scream as she plummets away (g'bye me little luvlies)

(spoken over the chorus progression)

I'm really off this time....like a piece of cheese