Ugly Bitches

A bitch is a bitch and we all know

that a ho is a ho wit a toe-up slut so

if you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one

but it seems that some niggas can't seem to find one

So they go and get a bitch that's lookin like Trixie

and Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy ass titties

A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker

and the nigga got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker

Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson

Talk about bitches that you wish you was pimpin

Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin

But everytime I see her, you're beggin

Go get you a girl that got somethin goin

Get rid of that bitch that's lookin like a dragon

Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs

But that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

Chorus:

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

But now that I'm grown I leave em alone

cos I went from rags to riches

They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded bitch

look like buckwheat mixed with opi

Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor

and her bad ass breath is about to make me throw up

Niggas started dissin and you blamed it on the gin

but the very next day you was with the bitch again

Now your ass is gettin clowned like Bozo

but that's what you get for fuckin with that ugly ho

I don't know what possessed you, nigga

Stand that hooker in front of a trigger

Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo

To niggas like you I gotta say "Choo choo"

Dig a ditch down in desperation

Send that monster on a permanent vacation

The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen

Cos some niggas like fuckin with ugly bitches

Chorus:

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

But now that I'm grown I leave em alone

cos I went from rags to riches

Interlude

Aw shit, there go my nigga pretendin he don't see me

Talkin with a bitch that look like a flea G

Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza

I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter

The girl is done so take her ass off the oven

Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent

Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron

And the dumb ass nigga don't know that he's fallin

into a trap cos now the whore is pregnant

9 months later and she's squirted on an insect

He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test

Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque

My nigga got depressed and he started drinkin liquor

One night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her

Riches to rags and rags to riches

but that's what'cha get when you fuck with ugly bitches

Chorus:

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

It seems that it's sad for this pussy I had

came from some ugly bitches

When I was young I used to have fun

fuckin with ugly bitches

It seems kinda sad cos this pussy I had

came from some ugly bitches

Outro:

So you mean to tell me you fuckin with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy,

droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, fucked-up

teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, butthead swap-meet,

AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette butt baggin bitch? Nigga what's

wrong wit you?

(That's alright. She take care of a nigga though, that's all I know nigga.

That's OK yeah, that's OK nigga)