30th Birthday

This is a benefit concert for everyone approaching the age of 30...exits are clearly marked to the right and to the left and stop smoking in the stadium.

Today is your 30th Birthday, no way don't it make you feel ill.

Today is your 30th Birthday, you're over the hill you're over the hill.

There's no where to run to there's nowhere to hide

You are now thirty and you're still alive

Still feelin thirsty you're still gettin high

Not really workin you're just gettin by

All you want now is your piece of the pie

Sorry to tell you you're livin a lie

Don't mean to hurt you or kill off the vibe

For certain it's curtains you'll never survive

I'm fuckin with you what' s up wit you

All distant fuck this shit

Let's hit the bar and get twisted

Then hit the car and get lifted

Take a couple puffs and just clip it

Them go hit up a club and just kick it

Reminisce on some when we were kid shit

Like remember skitchin?

Over the hill but still got your looks

Plus thirty years keepin' it off the hook

I know the years creepin' up might got you shook

That's why we're dedicatin' this monster hook

To all of y'all too young die

But to old to fuck around and not know why

Chasin' wasted youth and

Watchin' the days go by

Well not me I got me some coffee

And a couple of plans

I'm going to quit my nine to five

And I'm goin' stick it to the man!

Stand on my own, now that I'm grown

Makin' it known like customer surveys

Baby don't diss me, come on get with me

Quickly kiss me it's my birthday

Damn girl you're really gettin up there

Time too pop a couple out and strap em to a high chair

It ain't fair, it ain't me, have a bunch of babies the minute I hit 30

Damn right I got other plans (jazz)

Besides scrubbin dirty dishes and soakin greazy pans

I wanna sail on a boat and go to an island

Get off the boat and then claim it my land

Hip hop music and J pop pop rock

Chicken teriyaki ham hocks in a wok

In this life I wanna see a girl president

In this life I wanna be a girl president

But nows the time to get a grip on what's real

I'm over the hill still tryin to get a record deal

It really ain't as bad as it seems

Time can steal my youth but can't take away my dreams