As Above, So Below

The college will teach you to stay where you’re sitting

The bar’s gonna teach you how not to treat women

The church is the last place I’d go get forgiven

All the fun things in life are forbidden

Rich blonde girls drink lattes and take trips to countries

For photos with orphans to show everybody

You don’t need salvation if you’ve got enough money

So I’ll start saving my pennies, honey

And now you know

You don’t have to think everything that you’re told

As above, so below

The liquor’s no good for the ease of your mind

But the good stuff has been outlawed since ‘75

Let’s meet north of Atlanta sometime later tonight

C’mon, baby, let’s go get high

'Cause the mushrooms could help cure your brain of depression

One less corrupt doctor who lives in a mansion

Red blooded Jesus on the cross for expansion

Of blue collar, white man’s oppression

And now you know

That you don’t have to think everything that you’re told

As above, so below

Can’t talk to your dad about your orientation

The porno’s no place for sex education

Then you can’t talk to your wife about masturbation

So you take nice and long vacations

My black friend got shot for running a stop sign

When he reached to his insurance, the cop killed him outright

This clown we elected couldn’t call it a crime

It should make every decent man cry

'Cause by now we all know

That you don’t have to think everything that you’re told

As above, so below