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Artist: Corky And The Juice Pigs
Canonical path: /corky-and-the-juice-pigs/hot-squat-homber
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Hot Squat Homber
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Hot Squat Homber
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He was little but we loved him
He was small but he was swell
He was tiny, how he teased me
Guess he knew how to ring my bell
He was my midget love slave
He was a horny little half-pint
With lovin' for sale
He was my midget love slave
His name was andrew, but I called him gayle
The first time that I saw him
Was in a porno production of the seven dwarfs
He played a dwarf named sleazy
One look at his beard and I wanted to score
He was my midget love slave
He was a horny little half-pint
With lovin' for sale
He was my midget love slave
He was a hot little munchkin who could make me wail
We were happy together
Making hot love with never a pause
Then one day he left me
For the lollipop triplets in the wizard of oz
He was my midget love slave
He was a hot squat hombre
With love on his mind
He was my midget love slave
But size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
Size don't matter
Size don't matter
Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
Size don't matter
Size don't matter
Size don't matter when the lovin' is fine
Whoo! I'm in the mood to love a little midget man like you.
Whoo! you're lookin' so good, yeah...
Say why don't you give me a little fidget?
With those clever little digits, baby
Oh come on, do it again
Do it again!
Do it again, baby!
Do it again!
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