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Artist: Corky And The Juice Pigs
Canonical path: /corky-and-the-juice-pigs/pandas
Related lyric paths: 6
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Pandas
Read Pandas lyrics by Corky And The Juice Pigs on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Pandas
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White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Yay!
Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda,
Do something good for you?
They can't wear t-shirts,
They can't bounce basketballs
They can't walk tightropes,
Over Niagra Falls
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
You fat bastard
All endangered species
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smelled
You would gladly take their pelt
If we kill them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelots
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die.
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Corky And The Juice Pigs performs "Pandas", and this lyric page sits inside the Corky And The Juice Pigs catalog on LyroVerse.
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