Gay Pirates

This water is too salty,

For me to even drink.

I'd rather walk the dreaded plank

Than stay another week.

But it's you my love

You're my land ahoy

And I'm sick of being beaten

And whipped and lashed to death,

I want one night with no gang-rape

But i won't hold my breath.

But it's you my love

You're my land ahoy

Yeah, you're my boy

Yo-ho, Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad.

Yo-ho, Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had.

They say they're gonna kill me

If I look at you once more.

Pissed in my hammock yesterday,

So I'll sleep on the floor

I'd be under the sea,

but you hold me above.

They put glass on my sandals,

So my feet would bleed all day,

And they forced me to wear them,

Or they said they'd make you pay

I'd be under the sea,

but you hold me above.

'Cos you're the man I love

Yo-ho, Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad.

Yo-ho, Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had.

The captain found out 'bout us,

And ordered them to throw

Us both overboard tonight,

Together we will go.

But I'm yours you know

And I'll love you still in hell

I hope they didn't tie up

Your hands as tight as mine,

I'll see you on the bed of this

Blue ocean, babe, sometime

But I'm yours you know

And I'll love you still in hell

Down we fell

And i'm singing.

Yo-ho, Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad.

Yo-ho, Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had.

Yo-ho, Sebastian

Let's go far away

Somewhere where the captain won't be mad.

Yo-ho, Sebastian

I want to love you good

We deserve much better than we've had.

We deserve much better than we've had.