Miss Difficult

She was born with her fists

All pushed up for fightin'

She looked out the window

And she laughed at the lightnin'

Just the kinda citizen this town needs

Welcome to Difficult, Tennessee

Yeah, yeah

She was a thorn in the side

Of her sister and her brother

She tended to bite

When they tried to hug her

She ran with the dog

She'd be gone for hours

She climbed on the trees

And she dug up the flowers

Oh, oh

Raised on the banks of Defeated Creek

Every boy around was in love

With the black-eyed critter

With the little bare feet

That they called Miss Difficult

She was skippin' outta school

When she was only seven

She hot-wired a truck

At the age of eleven

Beautiful child

Blessed by nature

Breakin' hearts left and right

When she was a teenager

Oh, oh, oh yeah yeah

There's never been a beauty pageant in this town

But everybody knows well enough

There ain't nobody gonna take that crown

Away from Miss Difficult

Any guy would be wise

To watch his manners

She comes down hard

Like a ball-peen hammer

Tell her what she wants to hear

Don't you bust her bubble

And watch how you say it

Or there's gonna be trouble

Here she comes

Miss Difficult

Oh yeah, Miss Difficult

Oh yeah, Miss Difficult

Oh, oh, oh yeah yeah ya yeah