El Shiksa

So you no longer want me

You want to shove this horn up my ass

You want to slap these tattoos right off me

Well you can't, I'm a thirty four-sixer

Girl, please don't leave me, we're better than this

Oh it breaks my heart so, that whenever you

see me your face makes a fist

Look, I love you, I'm singing about you

Sit still and I'll show you some class

I'll play something nice we can grind to

It's gonna start slow and go fast

It's a homeopathic elixir

You say you can't date me, I already have a girl

Darling, please don't hate me, after all what

are two in a five billion world

I'm going to feel up to padre

I'm going to rassle a mountain

Then I will beat up an ocean

And wipe my ass with the sun

I'll do it all for El Shiksa!

Oh I want to have next weekend, and we both know who

Yes, we both know that, we both know

We both know that the missing letter is you