A Health To The Ladies

Here's a health to the ladies I freely confess

For grace and sweet charm they are doubly blessed

Their beauty and wit never fails to impress

And they tend tae look grand in a state of undress

Here's a health to the ladies when honest men speak

They gratefully concede they are in defeat

When it comes to decisions just don't let them speak

The weaker sex is not quite so weak

Here's a health to the ladies I must be unkind

As here in my old age, I wish myself blind

In matters of choice, one is likely to find

The fair sex is constantly changing their mind

Here's a health to the ladies their charms unsurpassed

In seeking their pleasures I've never been last

The medium are rare, the young ones are class

And the old ones unable to run quite so fast