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Artist: The Cramps
Canonical path: /cramps/it-thing-hard-on
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It Thing Hard-On
Read It Thing Hard-On lyrics by The Cramps on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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It Thing Hard-On
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Well the doctor pulled me out and smacked me in the can
Wiped me off took a look and said "it's a man!"
Ain't no figuring me baby that's a pretty sure bet
Better hold on tight baby 'cause I ain't a comin' yet!
I'm the maddest road rattler that you ever done met
I'm a gear mashin' hot rod it thing hard-on
Yeah, a full blown hopped up it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
Well if I had a brain I'd be dangerous for sure
But the way it looks now there's no immediate concern
There's a couple of things I guess I don't need to know
I got class up the ass and I got a little dough
Fake eyeleashes and a carload o'go
I'm a fulltilt nonstop it thing hard-on
Yeah, I'm a git gone hotshot it thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
It thing hard-on
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