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Artist: Crash Test Dummies
Canonical path: /crash-test-dummies/handy-candyman
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Handy Candyman
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Handy Candyman
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I've sharpened all my tools
I follow all the rules
I'm a handyman
I've purchased all my sweets
I've cooked up all my treats
I'm a candyman
It's alright, baby, 'cause I'm the candyman
It's alright, baby, he's the candyman
Look inside my head
C'mon inside my shed
I'm a handyman
Well, I've got a little sugar
Won't you come a little closer?
I'm a handy candyman
It's alright, baby, I'm the candyman
It's alright, baby, he's the handy candyman
I'll hide it if you steal it
I'll soothe you if you feel it
I'm the handy candyman
I'll be gentle if you take it
Don't know how else I can say it
I'm the randy handy candyman
It's alright, baby, 'cause I'm the randy handy candyman
It's alright baby
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