Buttload Of Cats

[Rebecca]

It's come to this, like I knew it would

Since I'm now single for good

I know just what I gotta do

I gotta go get myself a buttload of cats

[Paula, Valencia & Heather]

A buttload of cats!

[Rebecca]

A buttload of cats

[Paula, Valencia & Heather]

Way too many cats

[Rebecca]

When you're a permanent bachelorette

It's mandatory that you go out and get

A buttload of cats

Oh, yeah!

I walk myself down to the Lonely Lady Cat Store

The smell is overwhelming inside

This is the future smell of my house

It's the smell of my dreams that have died

[Customer]

And cats!

[Rebecca]

I walk up to the cat shelf

Where the cats are labeled big and small

The saleslady asks, is there one you like?

And I state, I'll take them all!

I want a buttload of cats

[Cats]

Meow a buttload of cats

[Rebecca]

Give me a buttload of cats

[Cats]

Meow a buttload of cats

Meow

[Rebecca]

The saleslady's pumped, she's closin' early

And headed home to her sad walk-up apartment

Filled with her own buttload of cats

[Cats]

Meow, meow, meow

[Rebecca]

That she got at a discount

[Cats]

Meow, meow, meow

[Rebecca]

'Cause she works at the cat store

[Cats]

Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow

Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow

Why have cats over time become

Synonymous with loneliness?

We gotta work on our collective image

We need a new publicist

The ironic part is, we're not that friendly

If you're lonely, we might make it worse

Also, we sleep, like, sixteen hours a day

Have you considered getting a dog?

[Rebecca]

Nope, I want a buttload of you guys

[Cats]

Okay, we warned you

[Rebecca]

A buttload of cats!

[Cats]

We're gonna ruin your couch

[Rebecca]

There's a lot of evidence that organisms in cat poop make you crazy

[Cats]

Yes, we saw that article in The Atlantic

And then we peed on The Atlantic

[Rebecca]

But I still want a buttload of cats