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Artist: Cremaster
Canonical path: /cremaster/new-kids-on-the-cock
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New Kids on the Cock
Read New Kids on the Cock lyrics by Cremaster on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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New Kids on the Cock
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She was going down the street with a bag on her skinny shoulder.
Shaking her tiny ass, looking so much older, she was only 13.
Oh curly Suzie, sweet curly Suzie
Please touch my swelling cassock.
I can give you a juicy candy,
please take it into your hand.
Saw her playing on the playground,just nearby my church and presbytery,
Isn`t she cute in this yellow dress? Would she like to load my battery?
Now it`s time for me to go to the church,
I have to say a holy mass!
Pray to our lord for Suzie`s ass!
Time is running out now fast, Suzie is getting older,
I have to catch her sweet body soon, before she crosses the border.
Laaa Piri pi ti pi pu laaa piri pum ta puu
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