No Maidens (feat. Soup & Yumi)

[Crispy]

All in her ear like I'm Paul Revere

She don't wanna fuck me, she queer

Send 'em to war, I ain't talkin' about civil

Been on a streak like a hellstorm missile

Stay on the bus and you talk to Mrs. Frizzle

I hop out the whip like it's abyssal

Steppin' on 'em, lil' bitch you a Tom Ford

Make 'em battle like Lexington and Concord

[Soup & Crispy]

Dump your tea in the ocean

Jerk off your musket with no lotion

Who the fuck you think you taxin'?

Redcoats actin' up, bout to get a slashin'

Sneak in the castle, Queen of England gonna get some action

With yo girl and we signin' this declaration

Carriеr pigeon spreadin' misinformation

Load up the muskеt, I ain't talkin' bout Elon

I got a stick she could feel on

I'm ridin' my horse like a nissan

These boys are some mustard, some dijon

Call me boy George, load up the canon

Catch you in the field, slap you with a salmon

Your bitch wants to steal my pantaloons

Goin' monkey on the Brits, call me John C. Baboon

[Yumi]

Pull out my cup of tea, I'm shootin' violently

Ridin' my horse, I'm not flying this privately

My maiden loyal, she never would lie to me

In 1800s, robs banks up on Iverly

Gotta war a wig, where's my privacy doe?

Wooden teeth but got no lice in this fro

Mustache like the Monopoly bro

My horse got crash, it's on top of me doe

Can't feel my legs and it looks like I'm dead

All of the blood rushin' straight to my head

No doctor in sight and no help is around me

I am so foolish, I'm down with the clownery

Paul Revere, fuck outta here

Boutta tell yo girl that I am the loudest here

When the British ain't comin', yo bitch is cummin'

Yo pussy ass ain't allowed in here