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Artist: Crywank
Canonical path: /crywank/if-i-were-you-i-d-be-throwing-up
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If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
Read If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up lyrics by Crywank on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
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The way I cast a net
Too many holes to swim through
As to not offend the fish
Even if they do want you
Safer not to presume
Safer still to up and leave the room
Is even eye contact rude?
You'll never know that I noticed you
Too gutless to even try this
Incase I'm met with a hostile silence
If I were you, I'd be throwing up
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