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Artist: Cult Disciples
Canonical path: /cult-disciples/jesus-meets-pizzaman
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Jesus Meets Pizzaman
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Jesus Meets Pizzaman
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Jesus stepped into a Pizza Hut in L.A. Inside he fell on his knees
and begun to pray. he ordered Pepperoni on a pizza to go, and
seconds later robbed the hut with arow and bow!
I`m jesus me, jesus He, jesus feeds.
Jesus He, jesus feeds, jesus me.
Jesus came down from the heavens one day, to find out some more
'bout "The American way". Red, white and blue filled with human
despair, this nation needs more than jesus could spare.
Hang by the cross pizza delivery,
hang by the cross pizza
Delivery...
The pizza man begged jesus for mercy, and gave his soul to saitans
deciever. He hung him up, and read from his bible,
and so He Crucified his new disciple!
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