Grandma Cremation

I hate your fucking grandma,

She's a fat old cunt

I'd love to see her dead

And soon i'll pull a stunt

I always see her peeping

Through her window drapes

Telling you not to swear

And that jesus saves

Yeah, i know she's old

And fucking sick

But there's no point in peeping,

And being such a dick

As i walk by her house,

I see a glimpse of that flowery dress

She's peeping there again,

That lard ass fucking mess

I sneak into her house

And beat her senseless

She's your loved grannie,

I could not care less

I tie her to a chair and

Pull her gray hair

Choke her with my bare hands,

Now this shit is fair

I take your grandma by surprise,

Batter her with a carpet beater

Kick her into the mouth,

She looks like a muthafucking beaver

I soak her with can of gas,

It's time to scratch the match

I watch your grandma turn to ash,

Jesus take a fucking catch