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Artist: Cumchrist
Canonical path: /cumchrist/jesus-sold-me-a-bunk-eigth
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Jesus Sold Me A Bunk Eigth
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Jesus Sold Me A Bunk Eigth
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Jesus had some bunk weed and he sold it with a smile
All seeds and sticks, it looked like leaves - a tiny little pile
I said, "What the fuck, asshole? This weed is total shit!"
He grabbed my cash, took off real fast, and flew around a bit
Hardly ever seen from, he's complete ghetto scum
Asking me to buy some bunk
Is he who buys Jesus Christ's horseshit
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