Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Cumchrist
Canonical path: /cumchrist/jesus-was-a-face-painter
Related lyric paths: 6
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Jesus Was A Face-Painter
Read Jesus Was A Face-Painter lyrics by Cumchrist on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Jesus Was A Face-Painter
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What is this I see, standing here before me?
Shoe polish in hand, and a studded arm-band
Posing and mocking the band on the stage
It's Jesus Christ and he's really gay
Walking around as if he were bad
Brutal demise of a self-righteous fag
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