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Artist: Cycle Sluts From Hell
Canonical path: /cycle-sluts-from-hell/i-wish-you-were-a-beer
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I Wish you were a beer
Read I Wish you were a beer lyrics by Cycle Sluts From Hell on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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I Wish you were a beer
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Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
I'm broke and it's half past three
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!
[CHORUS:]
I wish you were a beer (x4)
Can't breathe with all this Aqua-Net!
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
Hey there poser
You look pretty stupid to me
Hey there poser
All dressed like a wanna-be
Hey there poser
Creeping towards the door
Hey there poser
I wish you were a beer!
[CHORUS:]
I need a machete just to get to your face.
I wish you were a beer! (Shut up!)
Hey dude...
(giggle) Are you in a band?
Ya look good!
Hey, fuggedaboudit!
I wish you were a beer!
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